Why will you not tell me how much weight I could lose?

Because it depends on your clinical situation and nobody writing a web page knows it. A quantified promise on a marketing page is the claim regulators have acted on.

Is approval guaranteed if I pay?

No. A clinician decides, and may decide a treatment is not appropriate. Payment is captured only after approval.

Do you check every page against this list?

Yes, with an automated linter that runs before publication, and the same linter runs over affiliate material before a partner may use it. It rejected three sentences on this very page.

Guide

What we will not claim, and why that list is public

This page describes how our service and its pricing work and makes no clinical statement, so it carries no clinical review. Last updated 2026-10-07.

The refusals

We will not tell you how much weight you will lose, or how fast. We will not guarantee that a clinician will prescribe anything. We will not attribute a regulatory approval to a pharmacy preparation that does not carry one, or present one medicine as interchangeable with another. We will not show you photographs of people before and after treatment. We will not claim a certification that does not exist. We will not invent a patient count.

Why it is a list and not an intention

Because intentions do not survive a deadline. The list is a linter that runs over every page, email, message and advert before it is published, and over affiliate material before a partner may use it. Copy that fails it does not ship, including copy we would rather ship.

The rules come from the actions regulators actually took in this category: FDA warning letters about misbranding, and FTC cases about billing before a prescription, hidden cancellation and health data sent to advertising platforms.

What this costs us

Conversions. A page that says "approval is not guaranteed" converts worse than one that implies it is. We would rather have the smaller number and keep it.

Questions

Why will you not tell me how much weight I could lose?: Because it depends on your clinical situation and nobody writing a web page knows it. A quantified promise on a marketing page is the claim regulators have acted on.
Is approval guaranteed if I pay?: No. A clinician decides, and may decide a treatment is not appropriate. Payment is captured only after approval.
Do you check every page against this list?: Yes, with an automated linter that runs before publication, and the same linter runs over affiliate material before a partner may use it. It rejected three sentences on this very page.

Where this comes from

That compounded medicines are not FDA-approved and are not reviewed for safety or efficacy. US Food and Drug Administration (checked 2026-10-07)
That charging before a prescription is written, and hiding cancellation, are the practices regulators have acted on. US Federal Trade Commission (checked 2026-10-07)